User:Andronicus Paulicus

About me
Andronicus Paulicus hails from Terra, but now makes his home in the Belt of Nertoh where he is much less likely to be prosecuted for wearing a thong.

Paulicus' scholarly fighting style has been described as "monolithic" and "bludgeonous", as he prefers to to knock others into submission with enormous text-embankments thrown at high velocity. He is also renown for his writerly stamina and dedication, even being able to complete an article while sleeping if necessary (and in fact prefers to finish them while sleeping, which would explain several things).

Having been driven insane by his wives at some point in the recent past, Andronicus now collects small dogs and engages in manly gladiatorial arts against specially-trained plants.

Wish List

 * Replacement mahogany hover-table.
 * Clockwork sherpa.
 * Display case for small dog collection.