Talk:Belt of Nertoh

Note to self: The dates involved need better research and clean up, as they can't possibly be correct. Damnable calendars and their horrific tyranny!Andronicus Paulicus 15:42, July 6, 2010 (UTC)

My word, Andronicus. As ever, I'm impressed by your thoroughness and horrified at your refusal to hire an editor. Lubya Vasilevna 18:17, July 6, 2010 (UTC)

After I found my first editor and both of my wives in flagrante delicto on my best mahogany hover-table, I have since found it more efficient to simply shoot my editors upon first meeting them. Besides, if I left something as paltry as the original entry ("It has two suns. It's purdy! Harrican was there."), the Tourism Board would have revoked my license to practice. And possibly also revoked important portions of my anatomy. Conflict of interest or no, I am happy as to the result of this article (i.e. my anatomy remains intact). Andronicus Paulicus 03:43, July 7, 2010 (UTC)

And as always, Lubya, I extend my standard offer to you: find me an editor who will have sex with my wives without damaging my best mahogany hover-table, and I will strongly consider forgoing my customary warning shot through the brain. Andronicus Paulicus 04:06, July 7, 2010 (UTC)